Degenerate Gamblers: This site is dedicated exlcusively to college football and generally, will consist of a transcription of SNL’s witty orations (usually made internally to avoid offense) so that all of you will turn to your friends and tell them what a brilliant blog SNL is.
However, SNL, an otherwise unassuming married man of distinction (my apartment smells of rich mahogany) and marginally esteemed trial attorney, will also be giving out weekly its five-star, can’t miss, 100% accurate picks against the spread in college football-for FREE!! In the unlikely event I llose you money, I will give you more picks, absolutely FREE!!
These picks will make you rich, virile, and the envy of all your friends, or at least those not using a regimen of OTC male enhancement, and should be used a part of a larger plan to increase your overall wealth and plan for retirement. SNL has done this for six years running (legally, of course), and profited handsomely. Naturally, SNL welcomes your input and looks forward to ’splaining to you why come you are wayyyyyyy stupider than SNL when it come to handicappin’.
-So Sayeth the Shepard
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