Tebow will not sleep with you….

Tebow Rejects

SNL has it on good authority that Tebow, to his credit, turned down overtures of commitment-free “relations” with the co-eds above citing, among other things, a stringent adherence to a heretofore unheard of term on the #1 partying campus in America, MORALS.  Undeterred, the co-eds found solace in the warm embrace of  Chris Rainey and are now expecting their proud fathers to promptly move them home where they can seek fame through the more traditional route of exotic dancing. 

Seriously, this inane dribble is just an excuse to see if SNL can properly use ”hyperlinks.”  SNL apologizes in advance for the wasting your time. 

-So Sayeth the Shepard