WEEK 4 PICKS: LORD LOVES A WORKIN’ MAN

Should we run up the middle Coach Croom?

By now you know that SNL does its homework, so in the vein of the ostensibly impartial and always abrasive  Bill O’Reilly, the following write-ups will be “pithy.”

 

ECU at NCSU (+7/44o/u):  In the words of the only…uhhhh…”rural-minded” individual SNL knows, “Buckshot” Aaron, somebody needs to “teach that dog (NCSU) to hunt.”  Sure, ECU struggled at Tulane last week, and may struggle today, but this total is way to high.  While there’s no such thing as a lock, this game is a:

Miss ST. at GTU (-7.5/37o/u):  Before you spend your allowance on this one, you should confirm who Coach Croom’s starting pitcher will be.  It won’t matter-these two teams won’t score 37 points without 5 overtimes.  SNL likes the under.

Wake Forest v. FSU (-5/51o/u):  Wake Forest will score on FSU like Herbstreit at a Sorority House. FSU should score plenty too-take the points, take the over, just try to insert yourself somewhere amidst all this scoring.

LSU at Auburn (+3/37o/u):  The only man SNL ever met from Auburn told him that SNL was “wuthless as tits on a boar hog.”  This would have been more upsetting had it made any sense to a native Miamian (and had this man not been wearing a barrel with supported by suspenders).  Irrespective, SNL is trying to figure out what’s more likely, these teams scoring 37 points, or Obama carrying Alabama in the election.  After some thought, the former is more likely, but not likely enough….take the under.