SEC color analyst, Gary Danielson provided everyone, SNL included, with jolt when he reported that the Tebow Child played the last two games on a hyperextended knee (apparently suffered against Arkansas) but is feeling 100 percent going into the Cocktail Party:
“Tim Tebow was a little bit nicked early on and no one talked about it,’’ Danielson said in his weekly press release for CBS. “Urban Meyer didn’t even tell us (for previous CBS broadcasts). They kept it well-hidden that he had a little bit of a hyper-extended knee that he hurt early in the season. I wondered why he wasn’t running like last year. He didn’t seem the same. He was more of a finesse runner than a power runner. Urban Meyer had told us that he is finally 100 percent. We will see the real Tebow (Saturday).’’
This shocker will no likely further entrench Meyer’s reputation as a Belichick disciple, at least when it comes to divulging his players injuries.
Irrespective, the “fake” Tebow was sufficient to lead Florida to 50-plus-point blowouts against then 4th-ranked LSU and 5-2 Kentucky, which is a frightening thought until you consider the junior QB is largely considered to possess an impenetrable exoskeleton comprised of an alloy not from this earth, which allows him to win duels with SEC MLB’s and “feats of strength” during Festivus.
ERSTWHILE…..here’s some comments from the dark forces that would destroy our way of life if not repelled…
kevin said…
Goosebumps.
Carlo said…
You said it, Kevin. Saturday can’t get here soon enough.
Scott said…
I want to see Tee-bow on his pansy ass looking up at the sky all day!
Anonymous said…
I feel totally unpumped for this game. Last week I was excited, nervous, etc. (nerd, yes). This week, I almost feel timid. I don’t know if our team matches up. Damn I hope I’m wrong. Damn I hope Richt shows the guys the videos from last year’s game and the game in ‘97, and the Lindsay Scott game, etc. I hope these guys are so pissed off over the fallout from “the celebration” that they come out and hit the Gators in the mouth so hard that Tebow, Harvin, and the others are just a tiny bit scared the rest of the way.I hate the Gators. Come on Dawgs, beat the piss outta these guys. You are the better team. You’re also the underdog. No one besides Bulldog Nation wants you to win. Prove them wrong.
Hobnail_Boot said…
I have felt better every day about this game.UF is unproven this year. Sure they might beat us, but we’re by far the best team we’ve played this season.
Gonna be a blast.
Anonymous said…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIt-LZYDZIAGREAT VIDEO!
GO DAWGS!
Anonymous said…
“I don’t know if our team matches up.”We match up better against Florida than any other team we play.
We have recruited strictly to beat the gaytors. And that is exactly what we are going to do.
Uga VII in ‘08 said…
It’s good to know your enemy! Make sure that UGA has some good Gator chew toys!
Anonymous said…
The video still makes me smile. I forgot how Urban Crier tried to get Florida fans excited for the next play and just couldn’t match our intensity. Every day that passes until this game, I am getting more fired up–Urban is a douche.
Anonymous said…
This reminds me of a couple of things.Them rushing the field on a very close TD, can you imagine the fallout if there had been a flag or he hadn’t got in upon futher review. I shudder to think.
Anyway, man we got after Tebow that game, hope Willie dials up the same defense. Our speed matches theirs.
Anonymous said…
Officially fired up. The best part of the celebration was when the band began playing and all the players o nthe field starting jumping up and down at once. The CBS crew switched to a shot of Marcus Howard, but other angles show everyone jumping at the same time. Awesome!
AuditDawg said…
I, as always, am cautiously optimistic. I’ve been in Kansas all week with a Gator grad that’s been feeding me the same crap. “28-24 sounds like a good margin of victory”. I hope his gloating curses the Gators. Here’s hoping that Demarcus Dobbs turns into Marcus Howard tomorrow.
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