Andre Smith’s shot at six-pack abs takes a hit (plus the season’s first pick)

Flock, when last we spoke about Andre Smith, Alabama’s behemoth left tackle who, incidentally, was suspended from the Sugar Bowl for improper contact with an agent.  This is a CFB blog and SNL would be guilty of “missing the forest for the trees” were he to devote anytime to publicly ridiculing Smith for holding out through the entire NFL.  Moreover, SNL is not in the business of publicly mocking blah, blah, blah…

Go ahead, laugh out loud.  The Greek physique above belongs to, you guessed it, on Andre Smith, who reported to Camp yesterday and promptly injured his foot in a non-contact drill.  For those of you hurling on your laptop, I’ll throw in the token Layla Kiffin image at the end of this post.  In the interim, enjoy the curves of the a first-round NFL tackle.  Naturally, the ‘Bama fans will respond to this with a deluge (that means “a whole lot of” ) e-mails threatening to kill SNL (literally) and astutely pointing out things such as:  “yur’ jus’ jealous cause he’s richer’n'you are”; “you wouldn’t say nothin’ to his face” and the like, both of which are true statements.  That said SNL will conveniently cloak himself in the First Amendment and more importantly, avoid the Sate of Alabama. 

Before I forget….USC/NCST….OVER the number and Boise St. minus a mere FG for the reasons set forth in my previous post. 

-So Sayeth the Shepherd