College Gameday: Short, Sweet, Delicious…

Sorry foe the delay in posts, flock.  Trips to the hospital and hearings on bull**** motions filed by idiot attorneys have kept us busy here at SNL.  2-3 ATS last week dropped us to .500 on posted plays and made for along walk to the back of Sal’s to play a grinning Vinnie some juice.  Funny thing about Vinnie, even when he grins you’re sure he plans putting you to sleep with the fishes. 

Undeterred and in true degenerate form, SNL was able to use the iphone and “world wide web” to get in on Utah St. and Colorado the last couple of days.  We’ve already requested our proceeds, which will be promptly reported to the appropriate authorities upon receipt, and we’re about to call Vinny for some traditional CFB action.  So we’re playing with house money today on a 2 game win streak.

Ole Miss (-10) @ Vandy:  The mascots for both teams are old, white, mustachioed aristocrats, which is where the similarities end for these two schools.  Vanderbilt is a school for smart people, and smart people suck at football-don’t believe me, watch all of the ex-NFL heads on the Sunday shows putting their Bachelor’s in “Housing” to work. 

Factor in the fact that the old, white dude that coaches the Rebs has had to listen to how overrated his team was for 10 days, a stout Miss run defense, and Vandy’s utter inability to muster any sort of passing attack, and you’ve got a blow out for the road team.  Ole Miss -10 (buy the half-point if this thing bounces before you get it).  This is a strong play.

Arkansas (-1) at Texas A & M:  Texas Agricultural & Mechanical is a surprising 3-0 this year, beating down the likes of UAB and Utah St. and Our-Kansas is 1-2, losing to Aly-Bammy and UGA.  So why is Our-Kansas laying road chalk?  Because the Aggies are not good and Petrino’s Hawgs are good against teams that are not good.  Got it?  Arkansas wins a shootout. 

Cincinnatti (-26.5) at Miami (Ohio):  There is something about this year’s Miami of Ohio team which you may find interesting-their ranked last in Offense and Defense-no not last in their conference-last in the NCAA.  Bearcats are near the top in every offensive category.  Yipes.  Easy money, Cincy -26.5. 

Looking at the late games now (while junior naps) and will also try and get the flock some inside information on the state of Tebow’s brain. 

-So Sayeth the Shepherd