Alabama and Michigan agree to meet in Cowboy Stadium in 2012.

MGoBlog  (which for those who don’t know, is a Michigan blog that is extremely well hosted), is reporting that Alabama and Michigan have agreed to playin Jerry’s House in Dallas, Tx in 2012.  Once you accept that backward-hat-wearing-Romo will probably be on the sidelines hamming it up with Saban’s well-oiled shock troops, the first question to pop into mind is who will be coaching Michigan once Rich-Rod is canned?  For that matter, who will be coaching ‘Bama? 

In a tangentially related story, a Dallas newspaper is reporting that Jerry Jones has asked Kim Kardashian for the name Bruce Jenner’s plastic surgeon-maybe Jenner can be honored at halftime?

On a more obvious note, it is somewhat galling that ‘Bama continues to schedule neutral site games (or home games) of obvious national significance.  True, there exist some plausible albeit provincial arguments for Florida’s inability to accomplish this.  But how much would you pay to see Urb kick the **** out of Layla Kiffin’s husband on a neutral site?  (The smug gonad pictured to the right, fyi.) 

We get it, FSU is non-conference rival which eats a spot on the schedule and there has to be so many home games a year, yada, yada.  But what ‘Bama is doing is not only admirable, it’s great theatre.  And, while heaping accolades on Da’U isn’t exactly par for the course here at SNL, have you checked the ‘Canes schedule lately? 

Florida’s athletic department is more or less unimpeachable by any objective measure, but come on Foley-Notre Dame in 2013?  The Girls of Troy?