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The Gator-Nation is obviously bored, its primary league rivals have been vanquished in shocking fashion and (as predicted by SNL) the national media has begun hyping Florida as the “best 1-loss team in the Country.” 

Looking toward Saturday’s contest against Vandy (who lost to Duke) provides little excitement for a fan base crashing from the endorphin-laced crushing of UGA.  Sure, the Gators will rally somewhat when the Cocks and the OBC roll into town, and put their game faces on when they go on the road to face the ‘Noles, but today, the Gators are spent.

The local airwaves continue to be rife with BCS permutations that place Florida in the BCS title game, which under normal circumstances would have SNL worrying incessantly about Florida looking past this week’s opponent, but that’s not going to happen when, as stated above, this week’s opponenent managed only 7 points in its recent loss at home to Duke. 

SNL has therefore opted to avail itself of the wistful winds that are blowing through Gator Country this week and somehow wound up wondering what if?  What if Urban wins his second BCS title in 4 years?  What if Tebow returns next year?  What if Florida is preseason #1 next year?  What about the year after that?

This line of thinking inevitably segued into a debate with a colleague and Notre Dame homer, who maintains that Florida remains a “regional team,” with little appeal nationally and a fairly limited sphere of longitudinal relevance. 

After some back and forth, I undermined this argument to my satisfaction, but feel that further explanation is warranted to preemptively combat this situation before it beomes a full blown pandemic. 

First, the so-called “national teams,”  which traditionally include USC, Notre Dame, Michigan, Ohio State, and to a lesser extent, Alabama, Texas, Oklahoma, and Penn State, earned this distinction primarily in the 60’s and 70’s.  Naturally, this group benefitted greatly from large fan bases which, coupled with television and lack of paradoy, gave them greater exposure than many southern schools, including Florida.  In the 70’s it was not uncommon for a fan living in the south to see Notre Dame on television 4 times in a season, but see Florida, Georgia, or LSU only once or twice. 

That said CFB has since morphed into a multi-billion dollar business, and college football games are televised 5 days per week and available on every major and cable network all day Saturday.  An indisputable corrolary to this is that recruiting is also a multi-million dollar business that takes place on a national scale, at least for the major programs.  What this translates into is choices for those fans who enter the CFB world as ”undecided voters.” 

The conclusion, which is likely to invite the ire of traditionalists like Beano Cook, is that the resume necessary to be considered a “national team” is drastically different than it was 35 years ago.  Sure, winning and losing remain constants, but rivalries and conference strength, which translate into more and higher profile photo ops for the best of the best, are equally important.  National titles are also important, but not as important as consistently receiving an invite to a BCS bowl. 

Whatever the criterium, the notion that only those teams who were considered “national powers” in 1975 are somehow legacies that remain the only members of this “national” fraternity is fatuous at best.  Today, there exists a fluidity to college football that was not present 30 years ago.  The vast amount of television exposure is such that the new CFB paradigm contemplates ascension to and descension from the so-called “national teams” based on a 5-year span of dominance or incompetence. 

Tennessee, which won the BCS in 1998,  is a prime example of this.  So are USC and Oklahoma, who re-entered the national consciousness after falling from grace in the 90’s.  Da’ U, who is all but entirely irrelevant after dominating the 90’s, is another example. 

For its part, Florida sits on the cusp of an SEC title, which would be its 8th since 1991, a possible NC, which would be its second in 4 years and 3rd in 11 years, and oh yeah, is poised to enter the preseason next year as one of the top-2 teams.  By any standards, this resume makes Florida a “national team.”  And, should Florida win the SEC, BCS, and enter next year as pre-season #1, it should and will be argued that Florida has become what USC was a few short years ago, the most dominant program in college football.

-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: BCS, BIG 10, PAC 1+9, Pope Urban, SEC

Even SNL, certified curmudgeon, naysayer, pessimist, and believer that the “sky is falling” must concede that Florida is good, and getting better.  As always, SNL remains reticent to join the legions of Gator devout who are today openly predicting a BCS Championship on the heels of a ‘Bama route in the ATL.  That said SNL can’t be the only Blogger to refrain from commenting altogether, so here’s some thoughts:

 Tim Tebow threw 13 passes and completed 10.  The efficiency of this offense is nothing short of amazing, but even more amazing is the defense’s ability to put the Gator O in short field situations time and time again. 

Stafford, Knowshon, Green are all supremely talented, but the UGA team overall appears to lack leadership and, dare I say, “heart.”   Naturally, heart is a nebulous term and is not meant to deride the 18 to 20-year old kids on UGA’s team.  Perhaps its better to characterize UGA’s performance as another in a series that seems to indicate that UGA does not itself believe that it can beat Florida.  Thus, when an idiotic penalty brings back an interception (though the penalty seemed to contribute to Florida’s lineman being pushed into the throwing lane), or an on side kick fails, UGA seems to deflate, as if on cue.  

On the bright side, UGA’s lack of zeal highlights the unquestionable passion of our quixotic QB, whom even our enemies like.  Seriously, Tebow is like the love-child of Superman and Ned Flanders-unbelievable.

Speaking of message boards…SNL has long maintained that the similarities between the fans, alums, cities, and cultures that surround SEC football far outweigh the differences.  Seriously, an uninitiated (and color blind) fan would be hard pressed to know the difference between Gainesville, Athens, Birmingham, Knoxville, Charleston, Auburn or Baton Rouger on the weekend of a big game. 

Which is why SNL is increasingly lured to the oppostions message boards following a particularly crushing defeat.  Candid Gators will recall only weeks ago the calls for Mullen’s job, and scathing criticism of everything from the defensive line to our sacrosanct QB-all following a 1-point loss in a game which Florida dominated from a statistical standpoint.

In the weeks that followed, SNL has chronicled LSU’s eerily similar experience (times 2), and watched the Vol nation go into collective despair as Fulmer’s team continues to prove that it really is “that horrible.”  This week, its UGA’s turn. 

The Georgia faithful are calling for Bobo and to a lesser extent, Richt.  They are questioning play-calling, lack of pass rush, lack of heart, Knowshon’s untimely “self-substitution,” Stafford’s penchant for interceptions, and the possible overhaul of the program.  Lighten’ up, Francis.

Georgia optimists are attempting to spin UGA’s meltdown into a convergence of bad calls, lucky breaks, and a few have gone so far as to say that UGA would win against this year’s Gator team more often than not. SNL is willing to concede that there were several bad or missed calls, including Murph’s grabbing of the Georgia DB’s jersey during his 3rd quarter touchdown catch.  That said Haden’s pick was clean and Florida would beat this UGA squad 10 of 10 times.

For those UGA loyalists who believe UGA’s outgaining Florida provides some evidence of equality, think again.  Florida’s plan all along was to shut down Moreno, which they did.  If they gave up some play action passes along the way, so be it.  Florida’s coaches rightfully felt that shutting down the run would dramatically debilitate UGA and Stafford, who has proven time and time again that the game cannot be placed on his shoulders. 

Also, Florida’s offense, while conservative early, could have dramatically increased its numbers if necessary.  After an 80-yard drive in the first quarter, Gators’ touchdown “drives” covered 32, 1, 56, 10 and 25 yards, respectively. Add up Florida’s first six scoring possessions, and you get 204 yards for 42 points.  Factor in the almost 200 yards in interception returns, and Florida’s “offense” puts up nearly 600 yards against UGA, a number that is much more reflective of the actual game.

Quickly…Brantley looks good…Haden is becoming a “Sunday” player….Fulmer is gone, at the hands of Spurrier no less…USC was 40-point favorite over a conference foe for the 3rd time this year…for all of the deserved hype surrounding the Big 12 South, the Big 12 North is horrible.  In fact, the whole conference outside the 4 heavyweights is absolutely terrible…Auburn passed 43 times (and ran 25) against Ole Miss…

-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: BCS, Pope Meyer, SEC, UGA

In his younger days, SNL was prone to excessive behavior that occasionally (though not as often as warranted) led to free rides in..errr…government vehicles-you know, the ones with lights on top.  On 2 such occasions, SNL was at the WLOCP celebrating a UF victory over the ‘Dawgs (I hate the ‘Dawgs). 

So the following clips are for those who, like SNL, have ventured into the parallel universe of Jax on UG/UGA weekend, and while there have forsaken all that is holy, flouted societal norms, and otherwise commited indecent acts which they will deny to the day they die.  Enjoy.

Some UGA humor…not bad really…

And for Gators who wish to relive the pain of Buck Belue….

Now….the picks…

Not much time-4-2 last week, which makes SNL slightly more respectable than the drunk guy at Harrah’s sifting through discarded tickets in the sportsbook (5 games aver .500).  So, play’em ,fade’em, or watch’em

Air Force (-7.5) at Army:  Air Force won a game by two touchdowns recently and didn’t throw one pass.  No need to throw today either.  Air Force wins big.

Our-Kansas v. Tulsa (-7):  Should be a fun game to watch, but no one will.  Hawgs have covered every game since losing to Florida, and beat Auburn on the road (I know, who doesn’t).  The Golden whatchamacallits from Tulsa have scored  1 million points per game against the kitchen dinette sets on their schedule.  Arkie runs Davis and scores with the Golden whatevers, take the TD and the moneyline for “gravy.”

Oregon (+3) at Cal:  Another game featuring a “Golden” something or other as a mascot.  Beavers, and their toned down uni’s (which still look like something created by Brazilian soccer fans), outscore Bears, take the field goal.

Boston College (-3) over Clemson:  Clemson has failed to cover in every game this year except one.  BC rebounds from last week’s loss at home by kicking the crap out of the disgraced Tigers of the Clemson variety.

Oklahoma (-21) v. Nebraska:  LSU apparently misses Bo Pelini.  Nebraska’s defense makes you wonder why.  Oklahoma…huge!!!

-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: ATS, SEC, Vegas

SEC color analyst, Gary Danielson provided everyone, SNL included, with jolt when he reported that the Tebow Child played the last two games on a hyperextended knee (apparently suffered against Arkansas) but is feeling 100 percent going into the Cocktail Party:

“Tim Tebow was a little bit nicked early on and no one talked about it,’’ Danielson said in his weekly press release for CBS. “Urban Meyer didn’t even tell us (for previous CBS broadcasts). They kept it well-hidden that he had a little bit of a hyper-extended knee that he hurt early in the season. I wondered why he wasn’t running like last year. He didn’t seem the same. He was more of a finesse runner than a power runner. Urban Meyer had told us that he is finally 100 percent. We will see the real Tebow (Saturday).’’

This shocker will no likely further entrench Meyer’s reputation as a Belichick disciple, at least when it comes to divulging his players injuries.

Irrespective, the “fake” Tebow was sufficient to lead Florida to 50-plus-point blowouts against then 4th-ranked LSU and 5-2 Kentucky, which is a frightening thought until you consider the junior QB is largely considered to possess an impenetrable exoskeleton comprised of an alloy not from this earth, which allows him to win duels with SEC MLB’s and “feats of strength” during Festivus.  

  

ERSTWHILE…..here’s some comments from the dark forces that would destroy our way of life if not repelled…

kevin said…

Goosebumps.

10/31/2008 12:27 AM

Blogger Carlo said…
You said it, Kevin. Saturday can’t get here soon enough.

10/31/2008 1:28 AM

Blogger Scott said…
I want to see Tee-bow on his pansy ass looking up at the sky all day!

10/31/2008 1:35 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said…
I feel totally unpumped for this game. Last week I was excited, nervous, etc. (nerd, yes). This week, I almost feel timid. I don’t know if our team matches up. Damn I hope I’m wrong. Damn I hope Richt shows the guys the videos from last year’s game and the game in ‘97, and the Lindsay Scott game, etc. I hope these guys are so pissed off over the fallout from “the celebration” that they come out and hit the Gators in the mouth so hard that Tebow, Harvin, and the others are just a tiny bit scared the rest of the way.I hate the Gators. Come on Dawgs, beat the piss outta these guys. You are the better team. You’re also the underdog. No one besides Bulldog Nation wants you to win. Prove them wrong.

10/31/2008 7:46 AM

Blogger Hobnail_Boot said…
I have felt better every day about this game.UF is unproven this year. Sure they might beat us, but we’re by far the best team we’ve played this season.

Gonna be a blast.

10/31/2008 7:55 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIt-LZYDZIAGREAT VIDEO!

GO DAWGS!

10/31/2008 7:55 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said…
“I don’t know if our team matches up.”We match up better against Florida than any other team we play.

We have recruited strictly to beat the gaytors. And that is exactly what we are going to do.

10/31/2008 8:57 AM

Anonymous Uga VII in ‘08 said…
It’s good to know your enemy! Make sure that UGA has some good Gator chew toys!

10/31/2008 9:16 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said…
The video still makes me smile. I forgot how Urban Crier tried to get Florida fans excited for the next play and just couldn’t match our intensity. Every day that passes until this game, I am getting more fired up–Urban is a douche.

10/31/2008 10:04 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said…
This reminds me of a couple of things.Them rushing the field on a very close TD, can you imagine the fallout if there had been a flag or he hadn’t got in upon futher review. I shudder to think.

Anyway, man we got after Tebow that game, hope Willie dials up the same defense. Our speed matches theirs.

10/31/2008 10:30 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said…
Officially fired up. The best part of the celebration was when the band began playing and all the players o nthe field starting jumping up and down at once. The CBS crew switched to a shot of Marcus Howard, but other angles show everyone jumping at the same time. Awesome!

10/31/2008 10:37 AM

Blogger AuditDawg said…
I, as always, am cautiously optimistic. I’ve been in Kansas all week with a Gator grad that’s been feeding me the same crap. “28-24 sounds like a good margin of victory”. I hope his gloating curses the Gators. Here’s hoping that Demarcus Dobbs turns into Marcus Howard tomorrow.

10/31/2008 11:00 AM

Tags: Pope Meyer, SEC, Tebow, UGA, WLOCP

I hate the gayyy-turd's more than Barrack Hussein Bin Laden!
I hate the gayyy-turds!

It  was only a matter of time before SNL was forced to add his sing-song voice to the choir of those consumed by the Big 12 v. SEC debate. 

Most know that the debate has been rigidly framed as “SEC defenses v. Big 12 offenses.”  This is conventional wisdom and few have bothered to look beyond this paradigm when comparing the 2 conferences.
 
Lacking the resources and time of the pundits, and unconstrained by convention, SNL takes a more global position on this issue.  
The lynch-pin of the conventional argument rests squarely on the shoulders of the quarterback, which is universally and correctly held to be the most important position in football at any level.  The overall performance of teams with upper-classmen at the QB position is oft-dissected and needn’t be replodded here.  Suffice it to say, however, that national championship caliber teams are led by seasoned QB’s more often than not.  It is important to note that the QB need not be the best player on the team or a superstar, but only experienced enough to avoid costly mistakes and make a “play or two” at crucial moments.  Leinart, Flynn, Leak, Bradford, White, Wuerrfel and so on…. 
Most punidts and statisticians take this paradigm a step further by factoring defense for obvious reasons.  To be sure, teams with a junior or senior QB and stifling defense seem to have the best recipe to win the BCS. 
Lacking pocket protectors, slide rulers, and oddles of leisure time to painstakingly review satistics from year’s past, SNL will rely on the old-fashioned “eyeball test” to divide the teams in each conference into 4 categories:  1) Elite; 2) Very Good; 3) average to good; 4) bad. 
Using this admittedly subjective system, even the most subjuective SEC homer will conclude that this year, the Big 12 trumps the SEC by the slightest of margins.  Here’s why:
The  SEC in 2008 has three “elite clubs”:   ‘Bama, Georgia, and Florida.  The Big 12 has 2 or 3 depending on your distillation process, but we can all agree on OU and UT.  However, in the very good category, the SEC has 1 at best (LSU), and even this is debatable and contingent largely LSU’s ability to win out, which is far from likely.  The Big 12, conversely, has at least 3 teams that are very good, TTech, Okie St., and Mizzou. 
For those of you who believe the SEC’s depth is the difference and look to the “average” category for support, there is a ray of hope in the form of the remaining schools in each conference.  South Carolina (5-3) and Ole Miss (the best 4-4 club in the country), are average to good, and likely better than the remainder of the Big 12 teams, of which only Kansas can be considered average to good.  So the SEC gains 1 back here.  The most ardent SEC supporter could attempt to add Vandy here, but this contention is summarily dismissed when considering that Vandy managed to lost to DUKE at home. 
In the aggregate, 6 of 12 Big 12 schools are elite or very good.  This is at least 2 (and arguably 3) more than the SEC can muster this year.  In the average to good category, the SEC can place 2 to the Big 12’s 1, which still leaves a significant gap between the 2 conferences.   
Naturally, a normal “SEC year” would find UT and Auburn hovering at or near the top-15 in both ranking and total defense, with South Carolina and at least 1 “write-in,” such as Ole Miss, UK, or Arkansas, in the top-25.  It is therefore not as much the strength of the second-tier Big 12 schools that carries the day  as it is the weakness of prennial power schools, UT and Auburn, that tilts this argument in favor of the Big 12 this year.  
Looking forward, its safe to say that the SEC and Big 12 will annually represent the best and deepest conferences in the Country by far.  SNL neither needs nor wants a bevy of statistics to support either conference’s superiority over time, because none it matters in 2008. 
It is foolish to believe that the winner of this Saturday’s WLOCP has more than a slugger’s chance to reach the BCS title game in the wake of PSU’s victory.  That said there are serious ramifications for the loser, who will be effectively barred from an at-large BCS bid and therefore relegated to…..dare I say…Orlando for a New Year’s Day game against you guessed it, the Buckeyes!! 
That the SEC and Big 12 will place 2 teams apiece in the BCS seems self-evident.  ‘Bama, even with a regular season loss and an SEC title game loss, is a shoe-in for one, same goes for the East winner (assuming no further regular season losses).  Saturday’s loser, therefore, will be “black-balled” by the BCS-you can bet on it. 
Forget UGA’s sophomoric stomp last year, if Florida needs any motivation they need look no further than last year’s miserable trip to Orlando.  SNL says this not just becaused of the result, but because the stadium, nearby facilities, and atmosphere of this game were horrible.  There’s not a restaurant or bar within miles of the stadium, which looks like a reconstituted Orange Bowl minus the flooding urinals. 
For the love of God Timmie, win this game!!!!
-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: BCS, BIG 10, Big 12, SEC, UGA

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