In his younger days, SNL was prone to excessive behavior that occasionally (though not as often as warranted) led to free rides in..errr…government vehicles-you know, the ones with lights on top. On 2 such occasions, SNL was at the WLOCP celebrating a UF victory over the ‘Dawgs (I hate the ‘Dawgs).
So the following clips are for those who, like SNL, have ventured into the parallel universe of Jax on UG/UGA weekend, and while there have forsaken all that is holy, flouted societal norms, and otherwise commited indecent acts which they will deny to the day they die. Enjoy.
Some UGA humor…not bad really…
And for Gators who wish to relive the pain of Buck Belue….
Now….the picks…
Not much time-4-2 last week, which makes SNL slightly more respectable than the drunk guy at Harrah’s sifting through discarded tickets in the sportsbook (5 games aver .500). So, play’em ,fade’em, or watch’em
Air Force (-7.5) at Army: Air Force won a game by two touchdowns recently and didn’t throw one pass. No need to throw today either. Air Force wins big.
Our-Kansas v. Tulsa (-7): Should be a fun game to watch, but no one will. Hawgs have covered every game since losing to Florida, and beat Auburn on the road (I know, who doesn’t). The Golden whatchamacallits from Tulsa have scored 1 million points per game against the kitchen dinette sets on their schedule. Arkie runs Davis and scores with the Golden whatevers, take the TD and the moneyline for “gravy.”
Oregon (+3) at Cal: Another game featuring a “Golden” something or other as a mascot. Beavers, and their toned down uni’s (which still look like something created by Brazilian soccer fans), outscore Bears, take the field goal.
Boston College (-3) over Clemson: Clemson has failed to cover in every game this year except one. BC rebounds from last week’s loss at home by kicking the crap out of the disgraced Tigers of the Clemson variety.
Oklahoma (-21) v. Nebraska: LSU apparently misses Bo Pelini. Nebraska’s defense makes you wonder why. Oklahoma…huge!!!
-So Sayeth the Shepherd
