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Not a lot of time flock-wife needs to go to TJ Maxx, maybe Bed, Bath & Beyond too, if we have the time.  SNL will be back before the 3:30 regional coverage with some strong to fairly strong picks courtesy of Fokker, one of which involves the pencil thin hombre pictured right, who is none other than the QB Da’ U and the favored son of Da’ U’s mouth-jeweled fan base. 

This means, of course, that Vinnie “Hands” Moresci, ardent supporter of the Hokies and part-time vigorish, will be watching closely.  This is never a good thing since Hands reputedly choked a man unconscious last weekend for looking at his wife a little too long.  Word to the wise:  If you see Vincenzo out and about with the missus, acknowledege and look away as if she were the center of the sun and a danger to your retinas. 

Moving on….

6-4 ATS YTD…

UNC (+3) at G. Tech:  G. Tech, full-fledged member of the protractor club, hosts Butch Davis’ Heels today.  For those new to the scene, Davis is the former coachof Da’U, which means he knows how to assemble thugs and get them eligible, even at a fine institution like UNC.  Incestuously enough, it was Davis’ old team that exposed Tech a couple of Thursday’s ago, and SNL, heedless of his hatred for the Da’U and its progeny, is looking to cpitalize.

Tech is weak on the lines of scrimmage this year as evidenced by all of the green jerseys in Tech’s backfield a week agao.  The Heels, conversely, are strong on the lines of scrimmage.  In laymen’s terms for the “hard of thinking,” this means UNC should be able to win first down more often than not, which is never a good thing for the Jackets because their QB’s arm is the CFB equivalent of Nedmo’s special fin.  The pick, UNC +3.

-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: ATS, BCS, Degenerate Gambler, DEGENERATES, SEC

 
SNL would be remiss were he to fail to comment on the unisoned euphoria gripping the Gator faithful this week.  Like a corpulent man atop a bed of doughnuts, the Gator Nation is fat, happy and complacent.  If the local airwaves are a fair indicator, and they usually are, the bulk of the Gators nation is far more concerned with Florida’s BCS opponent than it is with the remaining foes, which include three ranked teams-one of whom, you might have noticed, is #1.   
This is, after all, the “way of things” since Spurrier’s era of hegemonic dominance was followed up with Urban’s immediately gratifying 2006 title, and it really pisses SNL off.  Why?  Because South Carolina has won 5 in a row, and FSU lies in wait.  Both ranked, both good, and both looking to make their season by beating Florida. 
And yet, the bulk of Gator fans, lin true nuovo riche fashion, are busy booking rooms in Miami-when not discussing the margin of victory of the pending SEC title game, of course.  The whole thing is enough to make you sick.  The only solace for those who, like SNL, know that significant heavy lifting remains, is that Pope Meyer will pull every string possible to create a Chinese wall between the fans (and the pundits driving this vehicle) and using sheer will if necessary, exhort his team to victory this Saturday.  Speaking of which…
South Carolina is good.  In fact, South Carolina is every bit the equal of Gator-nemesis, ‘Bama, on the defensive side of the ball.   Don’t believe it?  South Carolina is 3rd inthe Country in total defense; ‘Bama is 4th.  South Carolina is 10th in scoring defense; ‘Bama is 7th.  If you want to split hairs, ‘Bama holds teams to about 30 yards less per game rushing than the Cocks (which means the Cocks hold teams to about 30 yards less passing). 
The real significance, however, of Saturday’s contest for the Gators, particularly when Florida has the ball, is that USC (like ‘Bama) runs a 3-4 as its base defensive scheme.  This is somewhat unusual, and allows for a multitude of defensive looks and blitz packages.  Given that the personnel for USC and ‘Bama are roughly commensurate, at least statistically, Florida should be able to assess what it can do in the ATL and get a jump on their gameplan for the Tide. 
For fans not concerned about base sets, coverage techniques, and other technical minutiae, the foregoing can be interpreted as follows:  South Carolina’s defense is the best defense UF has faced this year, and its not even close (Sorry, LSU).  So don’t expect a Vandy-ish, or even a Geargia-ish offensive performance Saturday.  In fact, expect the opposite.  Field position, turnovers, and grinding, lengthy drives should be the norm this Saturday.  UF should prevail by a resaonably comfortable margin of 14-17 points, but it won’t come early, and it won’t come easy.
So, Gators, stop running around agog like the hottest girl in school accepted your lascivious-based offer to escort her to prom, and put on your big boy pants.  There’s time enough to worry about ‘Bama and the Big 12 later.
-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: Pope Meyer, SEC, Spurrier, USC

For comparative purposes, please find Baby Mangino and Daddy Mangino below.  After taking a moment to review and reflect, we can move on to tonights BCS matchups.

Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk!!

  Sorry for the indulgence.  Now, moving along:

Maryland (+3.5) at V. Tech:  This game gets me “right there” (for those who aren’t here, which is everyone except mi wife’s obese cat, “Dixie”), SNL is patting himself in the area that approximates his heart.  Why this unleashing of emotion at the thought of a Thursday night game between 2 completely schizophroenic teams?  Becasue the only true-to-life, honest-to-god, eye-talian mobster I know (he claims he’s in the “construction” business), Vincenzo “Hands” Randazzo,  is a V. Tech fan. 

For those of you new to the site, Vinnie’s nickname is “Hands” because he prefers whacking guys manually to using bullets (allegedly).  Like all sociopaths, Vinnie is also gregarious when he’s not busy killing you, and SNL believes he is currently among those still living who consider themselves Vinnie’s friend.  Naturally, 30 seconds with Vinnie’s meat hooks around SNL’s throat may change this, but SNL digresses.

For its part, the Terps come in with a 2 game win streak, drubbing Wake Forest and following it up with a Terp-esque near loss to NC State (27-24).  Nor was the NC State game misleading from a statistical standpoint as the Wolfpack gained only 20 yards less than the Terps and the game was tied at 24 until Maryland connected on a field goal with :06 on the clock. 

The Terps are the Brittany Spears of College Football-they suffer erratic mood swings, look hot one night and wind up on TMZ the next day looking like a beatdown biker-skank.  They have yet to shave their collective heads to avoid giving hair samples in a pending custody dispute, but SNL still says the analogy sticks.

Since ascending to what appeared to be an unassailable lead in the division only 2 weeks ago, the Hokies have lost to BC and FSU on the road.  They now find themselves at home, on Thursday night, where they are 14-3 since 1995.  However, for the first time during that span, the Hokies enter the contest without their top 2 QB’s, which means that Sr. backup, Tory Holt, will get his first start tonight.

SNL personally will not touch this game, due to both the unpredictability of this league, and the spectre of Vinnie’s meathooks on my throat, the points may be the way to go tonight. 

TCU (-2) v. Utah:  Good Defenses, real good.  TCU hasn’t allowed more than 14 points to anyone outside of Norman, Oklahoma, and the Utes are might saltier than their Mormon brethren.  Conventional wisdom says take the home dog on Thursday, the eyeball test says take the Horny Toads.  SNL yas if you take either check yourself into the nearest GA meeting and consult a bankruptcy attorney. 

-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: ACC, Baby Mangino, SEC

  How great is this?

The Gator-Nation is obviously bored, its primary league rivals have been vanquished in shocking fashion and (as predicted by SNL) the national media has begun hyping Florida as the “best 1-loss team in the Country.” 

Looking toward Saturday’s contest against Vandy (who lost to Duke) provides little excitement for a fan base crashing from the endorphin-laced crushing of UGA.  Sure, the Gators will rally somewhat when the Cocks and the OBC roll into town, and put their game faces on when they go on the road to face the ‘Noles, but today, the Gators are spent.

The local airwaves continue to be rife with BCS permutations that place Florida in the BCS title game, which under normal circumstances would have SNL worrying incessantly about Florida looking past this week’s opponent, but that’s not going to happen when, as stated above, this week’s opponenent managed only 7 points in its recent loss at home to Duke. 

SNL has therefore opted to avail itself of the wistful winds that are blowing through Gator Country this week and somehow wound up wondering what if?  What if Urban wins his second BCS title in 4 years?  What if Tebow returns next year?  What if Florida is preseason #1 next year?  What about the year after that?

This line of thinking inevitably segued into a debate with a colleague and Notre Dame homer, who maintains that Florida remains a “regional team,” with little appeal nationally and a fairly limited sphere of longitudinal relevance. 

After some back and forth, I undermined this argument to my satisfaction, but feel that further explanation is warranted to preemptively combat this situation before it beomes a full blown pandemic. 

First, the so-called “national teams,”  which traditionally include USC, Notre Dame, Michigan, Ohio State, and to a lesser extent, Alabama, Texas, Oklahoma, and Penn State, earned this distinction primarily in the 60’s and 70’s.  Naturally, this group benefitted greatly from large fan bases which, coupled with television and lack of paradoy, gave them greater exposure than many southern schools, including Florida.  In the 70’s it was not uncommon for a fan living in the south to see Notre Dame on television 4 times in a season, but see Florida, Georgia, or LSU only once or twice. 

That said CFB has since morphed into a multi-billion dollar business, and college football games are televised 5 days per week and available on every major and cable network all day Saturday.  An indisputable corrolary to this is that recruiting is also a multi-million dollar business that takes place on a national scale, at least for the major programs.  What this translates into is choices for those fans who enter the CFB world as ”undecided voters.” 

The conclusion, which is likely to invite the ire of traditionalists like Beano Cook, is that the resume necessary to be considered a “national team” is drastically different than it was 35 years ago.  Sure, winning and losing remain constants, but rivalries and conference strength, which translate into more and higher profile photo ops for the best of the best, are equally important.  National titles are also important, but not as important as consistently receiving an invite to a BCS bowl. 

Whatever the criterium, the notion that only those teams who were considered “national powers” in 1975 are somehow legacies that remain the only members of this “national” fraternity is fatuous at best.  Today, there exists a fluidity to college football that was not present 30 years ago.  The vast amount of television exposure is such that the new CFB paradigm contemplates ascension to and descension from the so-called “national teams” based on a 5-year span of dominance or incompetence. 

Tennessee, which won the BCS in 1998,  is a prime example of this.  So are USC and Oklahoma, who re-entered the national consciousness after falling from grace in the 90’s.  Da’ U, who is all but entirely irrelevant after dominating the 90’s, is another example. 

For its part, Florida sits on the cusp of an SEC title, which would be its 8th since 1991, a possible NC, which would be its second in 4 years and 3rd in 11 years, and oh yeah, is poised to enter the preseason next year as one of the top-2 teams.  By any standards, this resume makes Florida a “national team.”  And, should Florida win the SEC, BCS, and enter next year as pre-season #1, it should and will be argued that Florida has become what USC was a few short years ago, the most dominant program in college football.

-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: BCS, BIG 10, PAC 1+9, Pope Urban, SEC

For those of you who missed it, Erin Andrews’ halftime interview of Bobby Bowden is embedded below.  Its, short, punchy, and wholly illustrative of why Coach Bowden remains one of the most likeable coaches in any sport (despite the fact that most of us don’t know exactly what his job is).

  Say what you will, but Saint Bobby, who has beeen looking past player-committed felonies for at least 35 years now, still has that “it” that makes him one of America’s most beloved patriarchs.

-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: ACC, Add new tag, Noles, Saint Bobby

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