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SEC color analyst, Gary Danielson provided everyone, SNL included, with jolt when he reported that the Tebow Child played the last two games on a hyperextended knee (apparently suffered against Arkansas) but is feeling 100 percent going into the Cocktail Party:

“Tim Tebow was a little bit nicked early on and no one talked about it,’’ Danielson said in his weekly press release for CBS. “Urban Meyer didn’t even tell us (for previous CBS broadcasts). They kept it well-hidden that he had a little bit of a hyper-extended knee that he hurt early in the season. I wondered why he wasn’t running like last year. He didn’t seem the same. He was more of a finesse runner than a power runner. Urban Meyer had told us that he is finally 100 percent. We will see the real Tebow (Saturday).’’

This shocker will no likely further entrench Meyer’s reputation as a Belichick disciple, at least when it comes to divulging his players injuries.

Irrespective, the “fake” Tebow was sufficient to lead Florida to 50-plus-point blowouts against then 4th-ranked LSU and 5-2 Kentucky, which is a frightening thought until you consider the junior QB is largely considered to possess an impenetrable exoskeleton comprised of an alloy not from this earth, which allows him to win duels with SEC MLB’s and “feats of strength” during Festivus.  

  

ERSTWHILE…..here’s some comments from the dark forces that would destroy our way of life if not repelled…

kevin said…

Goosebumps.

10/31/2008 12:27 AM

Blogger Carlo said…
You said it, Kevin. Saturday can’t get here soon enough.

10/31/2008 1:28 AM

Blogger Scott said…
I want to see Tee-bow on his pansy ass looking up at the sky all day!

10/31/2008 1:35 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said…
I feel totally unpumped for this game. Last week I was excited, nervous, etc. (nerd, yes). This week, I almost feel timid. I don’t know if our team matches up. Damn I hope I’m wrong. Damn I hope Richt shows the guys the videos from last year’s game and the game in ‘97, and the Lindsay Scott game, etc. I hope these guys are so pissed off over the fallout from “the celebration” that they come out and hit the Gators in the mouth so hard that Tebow, Harvin, and the others are just a tiny bit scared the rest of the way.I hate the Gators. Come on Dawgs, beat the piss outta these guys. You are the better team. You’re also the underdog. No one besides Bulldog Nation wants you to win. Prove them wrong.

10/31/2008 7:46 AM

Blogger Hobnail_Boot said…
I have felt better every day about this game.UF is unproven this year. Sure they might beat us, but we’re by far the best team we’ve played this season.

Gonna be a blast.

10/31/2008 7:55 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIt-LZYDZIAGREAT VIDEO!

GO DAWGS!

10/31/2008 7:55 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said…
“I don’t know if our team matches up.”We match up better against Florida than any other team we play.

We have recruited strictly to beat the gaytors. And that is exactly what we are going to do.

10/31/2008 8:57 AM

Anonymous Uga VII in ‘08 said…
It’s good to know your enemy! Make sure that UGA has some good Gator chew toys!

10/31/2008 9:16 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said…
The video still makes me smile. I forgot how Urban Crier tried to get Florida fans excited for the next play and just couldn’t match our intensity. Every day that passes until this game, I am getting more fired up–Urban is a douche.

10/31/2008 10:04 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said…
This reminds me of a couple of things.Them rushing the field on a very close TD, can you imagine the fallout if there had been a flag or he hadn’t got in upon futher review. I shudder to think.

Anyway, man we got after Tebow that game, hope Willie dials up the same defense. Our speed matches theirs.

10/31/2008 10:30 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said…
Officially fired up. The best part of the celebration was when the band began playing and all the players o nthe field starting jumping up and down at once. The CBS crew switched to a shot of Marcus Howard, but other angles show everyone jumping at the same time. Awesome!

10/31/2008 10:37 AM

Blogger AuditDawg said…
I, as always, am cautiously optimistic. I’ve been in Kansas all week with a Gator grad that’s been feeding me the same crap. “28-24 sounds like a good margin of victory”. I hope his gloating curses the Gators. Here’s hoping that Demarcus Dobbs turns into Marcus Howard tomorrow.

10/31/2008 11:00 AM

Tags: Pope Meyer, SEC, Tebow, UGA, WLOCP

The forces of good and evil collide in Jax in two days.  At issue is everything from the SEC East to the BCS and,  in a hyperbolic sense, the very fate of mankind.  For those of you who, like SNL, cannot stop belaboring in excruciating fashion each morsel of statistical data that supports or undermines your belief that your team will prevail, SNL offers the following:

Preamble:  A brief survey of the message boards, blogs, local and state fish-wraps, and national media outlets confirms that all fans present in Jax on Saturday are relatively certain they are going to win convincingly. 

Georgia’s optimism stems largely from last week’s drubbing of the Tigers, which proved to be all the salve needed to heal the wound left Darth Saban’s shock-troops when they kicked the crap out of UGA only a month ago.  UGA has run the table since then, and looked more or less mediocre in the process.

The zeal of the Gator-allegiant stems from back-to-back-to-back thumoings of SEC opponents in the wake of a 1-point loss to Ole Miss in a game that statistically, was also dominated by Florida. 

The result, two confident teams and fan bases sporting more or less the same resume-right?

When Georgia has the ball:  Georgia under Mark Richt has been nothing if not efficient.  Using primarily pro sets, UGA is a run-first/play action pass team when clicking on all cylinders.  Georiga’s offense compensates for its predictability by executing.  This year, UGA has harnessed this recipe into 34 points a game (2nd to Florida’s 42), and ranks 1st in total offense, passing offense, and 2nd in rushing offense.  Despite the gaudy statistics, however, UGA failed to “wow” anyone until last week, posting nondescript victories over Vandy (24-14), USC (14-7), and UT (26-14). 

Staring across the line of scrimmage at Stafford, Moreno and co. will the league’s #1 scoring defense, #3 total defense (allowing several yards per game more than ‘Bama) and #3 rushing defense.  Breakdowns against Ole Miss notwithstanding, most semi-objective Gator followers feel that this unit is supremely talented at LB and DB, and above average along the line-with results on par with the leagues other elite defenses, USC and ‘Bama.

Since Georgia has played USC and ‘Bama, it seems that these two games are far and away the most useful in a comparative sense.  UGA mustered only 50 yards rushing against ‘Bama and 106 against USC.  Florida arguably lacks the inside presence of ‘Bama and USC, but is equal to or better at all skill positions and deeper to boot.  As such, SNL expects Georgia to run ineffectively early, which is important for reasons set forth below.  Knowshon may still go over 100 yards, but will not gash this unit as he did last year, and will find the yards hard to come by in the first half. 

The inability to run early, coupled with Florida’s offense, should result in added pressure to make plays on the part of Stafford, who is clearly capable, but far less efficient when his backfield mate struggles.  Georgia is not a team that relishes unfavorable down and distance situations.

Statistically, this side of the ball is a stalemate and SNL offers a hardy guffaw for those who think this Gator defense will dominate Georgia.  That said this defense won’t have to dominate Georgia, just hold them to something in the rnge of 24 to 28 points, which not only possible, but plausible.

When Florida has the ball:  For starters, Florida is #1in  scoring offense, #2 rushing offense and #3 total offense heading in to Saturday’s matchup.  Florida is also improving, which is scary, and loaded with speed.  Deconstructing Florida’s offense is difficult SNL hasn’t the time or space to devote to this task. 

For comparative purposes, the Dawg D is the league’s 6th ranked unit, giving up 77 ypg against the run (2nd), a beneficent 222 ypg against the pass (11th), and allowing 21 points per game (8th).   You seeing what SNL is seeing?  Georgia’s exuberant fans, exulting last week’s victory with by getting drunk and killing animals, seem to think that UGA’s 2008 defense is “tailor made” to stop Urban’s spread attack. 

SNL doesn’t see it.  Florida has a distinct advantage on this side of the ball, not just because Florida’s offense is statistically better than Georgia’s defense, but because Florida has explosive playmakers all over the field.  Harvin, Rainey, Demps, James, Murphy, Deonte, Hernandez, the other guy, and that dude, can all go the distance.  SNL expects Florida to paint the corners with quick passes and option-reads and go over the top with impunity against Georgia’s marginal pass-rush (1 less sack than Florida through 8 games).  In all, SNL expects there will be no less than 24 Gator points by half, and you should too.

Conclusion:  This doesn’t have to be difficult.  Florida’s defense is much closer to the units that have stymied UGA thus far (‘Bama and USC for those who skipped to the end), and should give Georgia some trouble.  Similarly, Florida’s offense is light years ahead of the one that routed UGA in Athens only a month ago and Georgia will be gashed early and often, forcing the Bulldogs to play catch-up.  Put another way, a mistake by Florida’s defense yields a 25 yard run by Knowshon, a mistake by UGA’s defense yields an E-SPIN highlight that ends with Gators celebrating in the end zone. 

 Naturally, turnovers, injuries, or asteroid showers may alter this game in ways unforeseen, but barring anomalous intervention from unseen forces, this game should be won by the team with more weapons, more motivation, and a Pope for its Coach. 

Florida loses time of possession but wins in a game that will make SEC purists puke, 41-27.  Book it.

-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: Pope Meyer, SEC, UGA

SNL, courtesy of his snot-nosed 11-month old, has spent the better part of this week with a fever and various symptoms associated with the common cold.  On the upside, this has provided ample time to ruminate, reminisce, and otherwise painstakingly contemplate the whole of the Florida-Georgia rivalry.  First and only conclusion to date:  SNL hates Georgia.  Period.

 No, SNL’s hatred is not born of UGA’s lack of sophistry, love of hillbilly colloquialisms, or misplaced belief that Georgia is not the redneck capital of the universe.  (Sure its not, outside of the ATL is there even a city in that godforsaken state?)  Nor is it because Georgians flock to Florida in droves each summer to vacation but hypocritically maintain that Florida is reviling wasteland come football season.  Nor is it because many Georgians believe a female capable of simple math is a “witch” and hold Saddam Hussein personally responsible for 9-11.  Nor is it because Georgia is personified by the err…..”gentlemen” below, who has molded into some curious symbiosis the obnoxiousness of “silver-pantsed” UGA regalia with the KKK’s standard getup. 

  The foregoing are all loathsome facts, worthy of engendering hate of the deepest and most impenetrable sort.  Nonetheless, SNL’s hate is visceral, transcendant,  and incapable of being rigidly cornered by those who would rely such trivialities to support their position.  SNL’s hate of Georgia is quite simply the purest form of emotion known to man-utter, abject, total, and unquenchable despise of all that is adjacent to, abuts, nears, approximates, or is in any way directly or indirectly related to the GD Georgia Bulldogs.  In the words of the quintessential angry wife:  “It is what it is.”

Be back soon with the analysis and prediction….

-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: Gators, Meyer, SEC, UGA

  Oldie, but always makes me smile.

-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: ESPIN

I hate the gayyy-turd's more than Barrack Hussein Bin Laden!
I hate the gayyy-turds!

It  was only a matter of time before SNL was forced to add his sing-song voice to the choir of those consumed by the Big 12 v. SEC debate. 

Most know that the debate has been rigidly framed as “SEC defenses v. Big 12 offenses.”  This is conventional wisdom and few have bothered to look beyond this paradigm when comparing the 2 conferences.
 
Lacking the resources and time of the pundits, and unconstrained by convention, SNL takes a more global position on this issue.  
The lynch-pin of the conventional argument rests squarely on the shoulders of the quarterback, which is universally and correctly held to be the most important position in football at any level.  The overall performance of teams with upper-classmen at the QB position is oft-dissected and needn’t be replodded here.  Suffice it to say, however, that national championship caliber teams are led by seasoned QB’s more often than not.  It is important to note that the QB need not be the best player on the team or a superstar, but only experienced enough to avoid costly mistakes and make a “play or two” at crucial moments.  Leinart, Flynn, Leak, Bradford, White, Wuerrfel and so on…. 
Most punidts and statisticians take this paradigm a step further by factoring defense for obvious reasons.  To be sure, teams with a junior or senior QB and stifling defense seem to have the best recipe to win the BCS. 
Lacking pocket protectors, slide rulers, and oddles of leisure time to painstakingly review satistics from year’s past, SNL will rely on the old-fashioned “eyeball test” to divide the teams in each conference into 4 categories:  1) Elite; 2) Very Good; 3) average to good; 4) bad. 
Using this admittedly subjective system, even the most subjuective SEC homer will conclude that this year, the Big 12 trumps the SEC by the slightest of margins.  Here’s why:
The  SEC in 2008 has three “elite clubs”:   ‘Bama, Georgia, and Florida.  The Big 12 has 2 or 3 depending on your distillation process, but we can all agree on OU and UT.  However, in the very good category, the SEC has 1 at best (LSU), and even this is debatable and contingent largely LSU’s ability to win out, which is far from likely.  The Big 12, conversely, has at least 3 teams that are very good, TTech, Okie St., and Mizzou. 
For those of you who believe the SEC’s depth is the difference and look to the “average” category for support, there is a ray of hope in the form of the remaining schools in each conference.  South Carolina (5-3) and Ole Miss (the best 4-4 club in the country), are average to good, and likely better than the remainder of the Big 12 teams, of which only Kansas can be considered average to good.  So the SEC gains 1 back here.  The most ardent SEC supporter could attempt to add Vandy here, but this contention is summarily dismissed when considering that Vandy managed to lost to DUKE at home. 
In the aggregate, 6 of 12 Big 12 schools are elite or very good.  This is at least 2 (and arguably 3) more than the SEC can muster this year.  In the average to good category, the SEC can place 2 to the Big 12’s 1, which still leaves a significant gap between the 2 conferences.   
Naturally, a normal “SEC year” would find UT and Auburn hovering at or near the top-15 in both ranking and total defense, with South Carolina and at least 1 “write-in,” such as Ole Miss, UK, or Arkansas, in the top-25.  It is therefore not as much the strength of the second-tier Big 12 schools that carries the day  as it is the weakness of prennial power schools, UT and Auburn, that tilts this argument in favor of the Big 12 this year.  
Looking forward, its safe to say that the SEC and Big 12 will annually represent the best and deepest conferences in the Country by far.  SNL neither needs nor wants a bevy of statistics to support either conference’s superiority over time, because none it matters in 2008. 
It is foolish to believe that the winner of this Saturday’s WLOCP has more than a slugger’s chance to reach the BCS title game in the wake of PSU’s victory.  That said there are serious ramifications for the loser, who will be effectively barred from an at-large BCS bid and therefore relegated to…..dare I say…Orlando for a New Year’s Day game against you guessed it, the Buckeyes!! 
That the SEC and Big 12 will place 2 teams apiece in the BCS seems self-evident.  ‘Bama, even with a regular season loss and an SEC title game loss, is a shoe-in for one, same goes for the East winner (assuming no further regular season losses).  Saturday’s loser, therefore, will be “black-balled” by the BCS-you can bet on it. 
Forget UGA’s sophomoric stomp last year, if Florida needs any motivation they need look no further than last year’s miserable trip to Orlando.  SNL says this not just becaused of the result, but because the stadium, nearby facilities, and atmosphere of this game were horrible.  There’s not a restaurant or bar within miles of the stadium, which looks like a reconstituted Orange Bowl minus the flooding urinals. 
For the love of God Timmie, win this game!!!!
-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: BCS, BIG 10, Big 12, SEC, UGA

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