Big 12

You are currently browsing articles tagged Big 12.

  SNL, like any ‘capper, has some golden rules regarding games that are worthy of its attention.  Among them are:  1) Don’t handicap a game unless you have seen each team play at least twice with its current personnel and coach; and 2) Don’t handicap a game that is the only game on the board without compelling reason.  Suffuce it to say that there exists no objective evidence that warrants abrogating these rules tomight.  Unless, of course, you find WVU’s fall from grace “compelling.”  Irrespective…

…the lack of objective findings  segues nicely into today’s WVU at CO game, which SNL likes for reasons that are as nebulous as those that made American Idol a pop culture fixture. 

As with any game, we begin with the line, which dropped  from 4.5 to 3.5 overnight, which is upsetting.  Installing Colorado, which admittedly struggled last week against Eastern Washington.  The obvious letdown by the Buffaloes following their 38-17 trouncing of in-state rival CSU notwithstanding, last week’s game against EWU provides some harbingers of hope for the erratic Buffaloes and their enigmatic Coach, Dan Hawkins. 

First, Colorado allowed only 47 yards rushing on 22 attempts (you do the math), and, after falling behind 21-7 at the half, outscored the “whatever-their-mascot-is” EWU squad 24-3 in the second half.  Factor in Colorado’s opening performance against CSU, in which the Buffs allowed 71 yards rushing, and it appears that this unit will be formidable against the run.

West Virginia, conversely, has been one of the big disappointments of the year thus far.  Fresh off their drubbing of Sooners and the frenzied, victory-induced hire of Rodriguez’ assistant, much was expected of this years Mountaineers.  The question facing this team is how will they respond after ECU’s emphatic beat-down, which quickly revitalized the chorus of doubters who questioned from the start the decision to hire Coach Stewart and made ECU the trendy “crush” of CFB pundits from sea to shining sea.

A closer look at the Mountaineers loss shows that they remain capable of rushing (179.0 against ECU), but of dubious capabilities when forced to pass (11-18 for 72 yards) against ECU.  Given Colorado’s apparent ability to play the run, there exists a reasonably likelihood that the passing game will be required to win tonight in Boulder. 

In a more global sense, tonight’s game is a referendum on two things:  1) Dan Hawkins, the once highly regarded HC of the resurgent Boise St. program, ability to make the Buffs marginally relevant on the national scene; and  2) Whether the departure of Rodriguez, coupled with the death of WVU’s seemingly realistic goals of a Big East and possibly, national title, will result in a team that is more likely to implode or rally as the season wears on.

Whatever the answer, the nation’s refusal to accept that WVU is a struggling program right now has resulted in the wrong team being favored tonight.  Hazarding an opinion based on intuition and the ECU debacle leads SNL to believe that the sublime force that was WVU is rapidly declining and, while Colorado can hardly be considered a hegemonic power in the Big 12, it is a program on the rise and will be playing for respectability. SNL looks for Colorado to cover this low number, if not win outright, in a frenzied atmosphere in Boulder.

Pick:  CO +3.5

-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: Big 12, Big East, Degenerate Gamblers

  Loyal members of the flock (which is approximately 35 strong according to google), SNL welcomes you to the “Circle of Trust,”  which confers to you many benefits.  Well, maybe not many, but at least one:  WINNERS!!!  After last night’s Baylor romp, SNL is now a strong 7-3-1 ATS, which is a damn site better than the goombahs peddling their GOYS, POWS, and Locks.  No thanks is necessary, but adulation, kudos, and even worship would be nice surrogates.  Now….
Missouri (-26.5) v. Nevada:  Missouri, newly anointed CFB royalty, showed the nation that it will again be unstoppable on offense when it outdueled Zooker and the “Juice.”  Led by its vertically challenged QB, Chase Daniels, the party-line on Mizzou as spun by the E-SPIN machine is that Chase will win the Heisman and his team will coast unchallenged until meeting Stoops semi-pro team in the Big 12 Championship.  Whatev…
In its 35-19 loss to the Red Raider, another offensive juggernaut, Nevada had 28 first downs (to TT’s 20), 488 total yards (to TT’s 421), and held the ball almost 14 minutes longer.  For those flock members that are slothful of wit, Nevada can score on Mizzou’s defense-alot.  Not enough to win, but more than enough to cover this gratuitous line.
Pick:  Nevada +26.5
BYU (-8) v. UCLA:  The spoils for victorious gridiron gladiators of UCLA, as shown above, are significant.  And, after bludgeoning Fulmer’s well-fed Vols in front of a national audience, the Vegas goombahs have offered to the degenerates a touchdown for Bruins backers.  Why?  For starters, because BYU’s 1 point (and now infamous) victory of UW was not nearly as close as the score indicated-BYU outgained the Huskies by almost 200 yards and, some redzone miscues not withstanding, could have sent the woeful Huskies limping to their dens early in the third quarter.
Nonetheless, there are two reasons that UCLA, who handed BYU a beatdown last year in the city of Angels, will prevail:  1) The ironically bear-like DT’s of UCLA will cause chaos for BYU; and 2) Coaching.  Previous posts have illuminated the omniscience that results from the Neuheisel/Chow equation, and the brain-trust will again show the nation and more importantly, the Men of Troy, that UCLA is on the rise.
Pick:  UCLA +8
 
Georgia Tech v. VTU (-7):   VTU did little to heal its psyche last week.  Sure, the Hokies won 24-7, but they were up only 3-0 at the half, and mustered an anemic 14 first downs-which, was only 1 more that Furman put up against the ghost of VT’s defense.  More depressing than the uniforms, the offense, or the death of “Bimmer-ball,” however, is that Furman outgained the Hokies by 160 yards through the air.
This year’s Tech team, conversely, is a paragon of contrasts; its offense, a struggling neophyte with some potential; its defense a nasty bunch who can get after the QB and refuse to allow their opponents to run the ball.  Period.  In the nebulous “intangible” category, the Techies, protractors and all, are a team that is swelling with confidence.  Erstwhile, in Blacksburg the stooped shoulders are reminiscent of last year’s Miami squad, which was ready to quit after 2 games.
Unfortunately, the wistful Hokie backers hoping for a resurrection of Bimmer-ball this week will get instead a Yellow Jacket insurgence.
Pick:  Georgia Tech +7
Girls SNL likes, but not enough to commit to or bring home to mom:
Rice + 8.5
GT/VT u38
MTSU +18 
-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: ACC, BIG 10, Big 12, Cheerleaders

Newer entries »