It was about this time last year when the Gator Nation was eating its own, attacking Meyer’s offensive acumen and lamenting the Gators desultory (here’s link for the thick of skull flock-members) offense and its inability to score points-alot of them. This despite easy wins over Da’ U, Hawaii and those wascally Vols. In the weeks that followed, Florida lost to Ole Miss, St. Tim of Tebow uttered the infamous ”promise,” and Florida beheaded its remaining opponents like a medieval Monarch.
Fueled by pre-season hype akin to “Beetle-Mania,” or so I’m told, a laughable pre-season slate, and Kiffin’s yapper, Saturday’s game against the suddenly-cool-to-hate-again Vols was going to be Florida’s Magnus Opus, a beating of biblical proportions meted out by the Orange and Blue Jesus, Tebow. This game, circled on Gator calendars since Kiffin’s hire, was a statement game, pure and simple. The statement, however, was not what the blood-lusting Gators wanted, but it’s probably the one they needed.
First, let’s set out some basic facts. It was obvious from the second quarter forward that UT could not beat Florida and it was equally obvious after 3 quarters that the Vols weren’t trying to beat Florida. Florida punted only once and was a Tebow fumble away from posting 30 on UT. Still, there’s no denying that on some level Kiffin got what he wanted, a “respectable” loss, and the Vol spin doctors are giddy with their “progress” under the Kiffin regime through 3 games. Lost amidst UT’s euphoria are a couple of facts: The Vols are 1-2 with a home loss to a PAC-10 team, and Florida is the top-ranked team and most consistent program in the country. Framed as such Kiffin’s zeal in losing a not-as-close-as-it-seemed game to Florida (UT’s 4th consecutive loss to Florida) is more of an indictment of where his program is than the final score, however lopsided, could ever be. In other words, the Vols are Ernie Els to Florida’s Tiger Woods. Kapish?
For the Gators, it may be time to accept this year’s team for what it is, which is an excellent defense and an offense built around a power running game and make no mistake, Florida is a power running team no matter how many guys you see lining up at receivor. If you look across the aisle Gator fan, you’ll see that your likely date in the A-T-L this year is fiendishly employing this same recipe albeit in slightly different fashion. Darth Saban, whose Tide looks every bit the equal of Florida through 3 games, like Meyer, knows how to win. Run. Force turnovers. Crush your opponents resolve with bone jarring hits on both sides of the ball. For some, the transition may be difficult, the hi-fi pyro-technic display seared into our collective psyche by Harvin and Murphy put on last year was great. Now, the Gator Nation is in effect breaking up with that really hot girl with a store-bought pair and questionable morals for the smart and pretty girl that you can present to the parentals without hesitation. Sure, there will be the occasional E-SPIN highlight to satisfy the talking heads, akin to a drunken make-out with your loose ex while your current is out of town, but you must stay the course! In the end, the pretty and smart girl with a college degree and foresight is more than ample to get you where you want to be. And, this years lo-fi edition can still do something that no other Gator team has ever done, win ALL of it’s games. Do this and no one will remember that you didn’t beat Tennessee by 40 points. A point which Meyer is well aware of.
Moving on…SNL is 6-4 ATs through 3 weeks. Left some easy winners on the table this week, but flock members who were around last year know that weeks 5 through 11 are where the coin is made. FSUwas impressive and helped UF’s SOS with a dominant win over the Mormon hordes. Maybe some of the ‘Noles will be “making it rain” in a strip club near you after all. The Men of Troy, helmed by the Poodle, have blissfully let us all off the hook early this year, losing as a 19-point favorite at Washington. For those who missed it, Jake Locker was phenomenal in the 4th-quarter. Unlike year’s past, however, this year’s Trojans suck, predictable on offense, no playmakers at wideout. Stay tuned, more losses to come, maybe SNL will start following the Poodle’s “tweets.” LSU is getting better each week, and bye the bye, how impressive does LSU’s win at Washington look now?
Coming soon……
Thurday’s Picks
Vincenzo’s Revenge
WHY SNL is smarter than you (wayyyyyyyyyy smarter, in fact)
-So Sayeth the Shepherd
Boise St., in its last purported “test” of the season, wone a shootout over San Quentin…err….Fresno St. last night. This was the second and ,presumably, last opportunity for Boise to impress, and they failed. As it stands, Boise will finish undefeated with a resume that will include a 19-8 win over an Oregon team that appears much worse than advertised (and should have lost to Purdue last week).
SNL has not yet had the opportunity to peruse the UM blogs, but judging by the increase in shootings in Dade County last night, fans of Da’U are placing their pride on display by doubling their meth intake. Seriously, regular visitors know SNL loves to lampoon Da’ U, but also counts himself as an objective observer and prognosticator extraordinaire when it comes to CFB. In effort to live up this admittedly self-proclaimed status and preserve what little respect fans of Da’ U appear to have for SNL, I must concede that Jacory Harris’ has emerged as the best quarterback in the ACC, and it’s not even close after Ponder’s performance against Jacksonville St. 
