The “Woodstock-esque” outpouring of love continues in Gainesville, much to the chagrin of SNL who no longer partakes in hippie lettuce and indiscriminate acts of coitus with strangers.
That said Florida’s dominating performance coupled with a bye week will provide some much needed time which SNL will use to dispel the myth that SEC fans suffer from severe myopia by posting on some other topics of interest to CFB fans.
SNL will also use the time to get off the snide with his bookie, who actually bought SNL a beer last week. For the neophytes among you, if your bookie is buying you a beer, he likes you-which is bad, very bad. Still, 2-2 last week with a huge win on Arkansas kept SNL up on the man, but SNL hates beer and will make every effort to ensure that the book pays dearly for its insult.
In the interim, check out the hops on Janoris!
-So Sayeth the Shepherd
Picture courtesy of The Gainesville Sun

