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We poached this beauty from EDSBS, who presumably, poached it from LSU Freek (yes, we intuited that from the top-right corner of the image). 

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Here in not-so-sunny-but-hotter-than-hell Gainesville, where the nearest beach of repute is 90 minutes away, we learned this week that Aly-Bammy is not the only SEC institution that intends to spend thousands of dollars to shamelessly aggrandize its gridiron heroes.  Here’s what the local rag had to say:

The bronze statues of Steve Spurrier, Danny Wuerffel and Tim Tebow are to be placed on the west side of Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. The full board votes this afternoon on the project. The statues cost $550,000, which is being funded by private donations. Athletic Director Jeremy Foley said the statues will likely be installed after Jan. 1, allowing the former players being honored to be there for an unveiling of the statues.

For the SNL crew, the moral of the story is that there are some rich bastards out there who love them some Florida and Alabama football.  Since we here at SNL are not among the hordes of loaded alums, the more important lessen to be distilled from this is that going to law school at UF is no harbinger of future riches.  In fact, it will almost surely leave you under a heap of student loans with only marginal employment options.  Start encouraging the MBA route mom and dad. 

Irrespective, it is comforting to know that Alabama and Florida continue to whip’em out and see who’s is biggest even though we remain months away from a football game. 

-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: Meyer, Saban, SEC

The good Doctor reports that Richt is under siege from UGA supporters hell bent on replacing Cox, whose 3 int’s arguably turned the UF-UGA tilt from the “respectable loss” realm into the “damn-UGA-got-their-***-kicked-by-UF-again” variety.  True to form, Richt will not be airing his team’s laundry to the press, which is laudable by most standards, but it does seem that explanations for UGA’s struggles will be owed as long as Richt is drawing a few million a year for his troubles. 

Speaking of which, Dawgsports‘ post-defeat write-up on the game is well articulated, so well in fact it takes those of us now living in the heightof Florida’s Renaissance back to the days of yore, when Florida’s head coach looked like a well-muscled oompa loompa and would occasionally involve himself in physical altercations with fraternity brothers.  True, Zook never even approached the success that Rich has had, but the pain of losing is universal, especially in the South where our respective football allegiance is the engine that drives our towns, economies, and often, live-which is, as my yankee brethren often point out with much sarcasm, kind of pathetic.  (No, not you Vandy, you’re not like the other boys).  Seriously, give the post a read, it’s great. 

Glass half-full or half empty?  Those Gators fans not busy defending Spikes’ eye-gouge, which is apparently going to warrant a suspension by the Commish, are lauding the UGA game as Florida’s return to form as the dominant power in CFB.  “Florida’s offense is back,” they say, “See you in Pasadena!” 

SNL has made a living mocking the ups and downs of the Gator faithful, many of whom were questioning the viability of Meyer’s offensive scheme at the mid-point of last season, so this week’s euphoria comes as no surprise.  But it’s way too soon to declare Saturday’s win over a very pedestrian UGA outfit as some sort of Waterloo.  The truth is, UGA moved the ball efficiently enough to call into doubt the conventional notion that UF’s defense is the equal of its SEC West reciprocal, Alabama.  And, the offense was spotty at times, though better, and benefitted greatly from some short field scoring opportunities which inflated the score.  True, UGA was coming off a bye and had so much at stake, which was evidenced by the jaw-boning going on on that field.  Still, is was a workmanlike win at best which, when considering the cardiac moments of the past couple of games, will do thank you very much.  Florida is still struggling to get consistent pressure from its down four and the DTs in particular aren’t getting much push.  A better effort will be called upon by the time Saban’s crew arrives in the ATL and that’s a fact.  Put another way, make sure you know well your Cancellation Policy when you book your rooms in Pasadena. 

Quickly…a thanks to the Ducks for emphatically ensuring that we won’t have to suffer from the frosted-tipped heads at E-SPIN heads telling us in unison that “USC is better than anyone in the country right now,”  throughout the month of November.    Sorry Poodle, this year’s Men of Troy are non-good and non-factors in the PAC 1 + 9 (with the “1′ being Oregon.  The inevitable downside is that Boise has another bullet, of an admittedly small caliber, to throw at the pollsters by virtue of its opening day win over Oregon.  Still a trade up.  FSU and Da’ U squeaked out winsthis weekend.  Say waht you will, Ponder continues to prove that his is good, very good, and will be playing on Sundays.  The OBC was depantsed by Laya Kiffin’s Husband, which is sad but has some upside in that UT is quickly becoming the object of Florida’s hate, and will remain so until UGA rights the ship and wins a few games in Jax. 

Finally….‘Bama has opened as a 9-point favorite over LSU, a line that seems not be reflective of LSU’s recent thumping of Auburn (who just thumped Ole Miss), and ‘Bama’s struggle v. UT.  On the other hand, ‘Bama shows up in big games under Saban, so maybe the line is about right.  We don’t have to decide until later this week. 

-So Sayeth the Shepherd

Tags: Bama, Gators, Meyer, Saban, Spikes, The Poodle, USC

An Alabama Redneck Says, Hell, Even I Voted For OBama

No time to post-but thought this might fire some of you up-its from bamanation.net. 

As ‘Bama belacosity goes, this is fairly typical stuff:  You know, we (‘Bama) were great back in the day, UF is the new “Miami”, we (‘Bama) are bona fide (hillbillies deem themselve to be sophisticates when they employ this term) football royalty whereas UF is the football equivalent of the carpetbagging yankees who came to the south with their fancy books and automobiles and ruined what was once a proudly ignorant culture. 

To be fair, SNL has defended lawsuits in Alabama and rest assured, outside of Birmingham, it is a godforsaken, broke, trash-filled (literally and figuratively), uneducated, and corpulent (this means “fat” ‘Bama fan) state with nothing going for it outside of its flagship football programs.  To their credit, Alabamians have embraced their lack of mental dexterity by proudly clinging to the images and events that once made this state great-such as the rebel flag, killing animals (and each other) under the influence of alcohol,  deep-seeded dislike of all non-whites, non-baptists (though pentacostals are occasionally accepted), literature, art, and race minglin’, and love of cigarettes, crystal meth, Mountain Dew (Code Red if ya’ got it!), fried food, Country Music, lift kits, and teenage pregnancy. The result is some sort of delusional catharsis that is inexplicable to anyone who has traveled…well, anywhere.

Seriously, to dub this state a cultural vacuum is a disservice to vacuums, which are for more useful, clever, and relevant in “America proper” than Alabama will ever be.  On the bright side, Mississippi makes Alabama look like Paris-its all relative I suppose.  Enjoy.

There’s been many big SEC Championship games since the Title showdown’s inception back in 1992; heck playing for a conference title is always big. But for the SEC, there may not be one greater than this year’s. Number 1 vs. Number 2 for the SEC, and a spot in the National Title Game.

For me though, there’s much more at stake. Many Bama Fans have a top hated team that has our supreme wrath in some form or another. Some Bama Fans hate Auburn the most, others despise Tennessee. There are some Bama Fans who might have their top enemies as LSU, Georgia; or might take their hate outside the conference to a team like Notre Dame. For me, it’s the Gators. I was born and raised in Jacksonville, Florida in the middle of the inner-city; 3 miles from the fabled “Gator Bowl” and 60 miles from the Campus of UF itself. To say I was born in Gator Country is an understatement; and obviously not my choice. (Frankly if the good Lord had asked me I would have told him to send my Momma to a Bama Game and let me be born at Halftime in Bryant-Denny.)

The Crimson Tide stuck to me like glue at an early age. Bama had a quick and decisive advantage in gaining my love for them-family tradition. My Grandfather, Jake Redden and My Great-Grandfather, John Guy Redden, were the first Father-Son combination at Alabama. Dating back to 1858, I’ve had 5 generations in my family attend UA. It was an easy sell-and one I would have made even if I was not born into the great family I was.

Unfortunately, the endless flock of Orange and Blue clad idiots around me never thought my family’s background or rich tradition in college football was all that great-which shouldn’t surprise anyone considering that Florida’s tradition before the arrival of Spurrier before 1990 centered around NCAA probation and years of mediocre at best seasons. We’re polar opposites, us and Florida. Bama, the old power, built on hard work, dedication and southern pride; and the Gators, the Johnny-come-lately fad team, complete with trash talking players and coaches, and the most obnoxious fan based in the world.

I got a taste of the Gators’ superb handling of relationships with fans of other teams early and often. At 5 years old, when Bama was about to play Penn State for the National Title, I was taken to see Santa Claus as I had been the year before, as always proudly wearing my Bama Hat and Jacket. After extolling my list of wants to this curiously bored looking Santa, he asked me, “Are you done? Because I can tell you that little boys and girls who are Bama Fans don’t get presents from me; only little Gator fans get presents.” (I did reply to him though, “If you hate Bama so much, then why do you wear their colors?”) It didn’t stop there-growing up all the way through high school, there was constant cracks-not ribbing-but vile, degrading comments from not only other children and later other teens, but adults too. In 1992 after returning back from the SEC Championship, my 80 year old grandparents and I received a horrible shock when we saw a Gator Car Flag had been thrown through our front window of our house. A year later after returning from the 93 game, my best friend, who was visiting me from Anniston, had his car turned over and spray painted Orange and Blue. I could go on for a while, but I imagine you get my gist. Those people disgust me to no end, and I quickly got out of that area and state as fast as I could.

I still hear from some of my former class mates who have the address to my myspace page and are more than happy to harp on their success and how much better the Gators are than the Tide. I won’t check it anytime soon, but I guarantee my inbox will be quite full by the end of the week.

When the Miami Dynasty began to wane in the mid-90’s, the Gators took over as the thug team of the NCAA. And like the Hurricanes of old, the Gators seek to psychologically beat you before the game with their “Mystique” and perceived invincibility. Bama proved on a fateful night back in January of 1993 how you deal with a thug-punch them in the mouth. And that’s what we have to do Saturday night. A team that feels it needs to beat you with a psychological edge instead of talent hides something-I personally believe that whatever the Gators are hiding, Ole Miss found it out. And Bama will too. And Saturday night, we can all sit back and smile, with fond memories of a similar set of circumstances that we found ourselves in 1992.

Tags: Bama, BCS, Meyer, Saban

 Apologies to all for the intermittent posting of late.  Travel, child, wisby, and family have been demanding.  On with the show…

Fresh off beatdowns of their hated rivals, Bama, Florida, and their zealous constituencies can now legitimately focus on one another.  The first, and most predictable, framing of this week’s game by the pundits and fans is ‘Bama’s power v. Florida’s speed. 

For those prone to believe that all shiny things are valuable, or that a rear-spoiler makes a cheap American sedan fast, the power v. speed paradigm seems to fit.  After all, Bama is anchored along the lines of scrimmage by 2 behemoths, Cody (DT) and Smith (OT)-both first round certanties in the upcoming draft. 

‘Bama also works largely from the I-formation, which is the traditional set for the “run-first” power teams, and uses the run to set-up its play action passing game.

Florida, conversely, lines up all over the field with speedy little (by football standards) fellows, most of whom do or could run track in the offseason.  Florida also throws the ball a great deal-or more accurately, looks like its going to throw a great deal-and has only 1 player recognized nationally (Spikes) on its defense. 

At first blush, therefore,the Power v. Speed characterization seems to fit.  As is often the case, however, the initial diagnosis misses the mark.  The more well-reasoned framing of this game is ‘Bama’s Power v. Florida’s Power and Speed.

To be continued…

Tags: BCS, Meyer, Saban, SEC

“Fear is the true opiate of combat.”

 

SNL, like everyone, has heard it over and over.  “We respect (team we should dominate), and we’re not looking ahead to (our biggest rival).  We are taking this season 1 game at a time.”  

Naturally, the need to utter this bland and overused quote, or some facsimile thereof, is because it is 100% false.  Right now, every Gator fan, player, and Coach is eager to dispense of UK so they can officially do what they have been unofficially doing since last year, planning revenge on Georgia. 

Nationally, the interest in UF-UGA game will depend largely on the reult of Georgia’s game this Saturday in Baton Rouge.  Locally, this game will be anticipated, talked about, dissected, downloaded, uploaded, condensed, DVR’d, and YouTubed more than Brittany Spears’ nipple “incident,” irrespective of the outcome in Baton Rouge.

For Gators, it is inarguable that the visceral need to beat the Dawgs in humbling fashion will remain unchanged irrespective of Saturday’s outcome.  This fact flows inevitably from last year’s loss, which emphatically ended an era of Gator dominance. 

Like all Gators, SNL’s lamentations could be heard for miles following UGA’s defeat of Florida last year.  As the days passed, however, SNL came to see the good, which is that this rivalry, which has experienced periods of hegemonic dominance much like the Visigoths and Romans,  had been given new life.  For this, SNL offers to the Dawgs a humble thanks.  Moving on…

UGA’s game against LSU is difficult to get a read on.  For its part, Georgia has been a study in incongruency this year.  Knowshon, Stafford and the unbelievable freshman wideout, Green, have put up great numbers by and large, and yet Georgia seems on a weekly basis to allow its opponents to hover in some sort of purgatory, never out of the game, but never really in the game either. 

Certainly, the well-chronicled offensive line problems, as well as the evident overzealousness of the Athens PD, have played a significant part in UGA’s inability to dominate its SEC foes to date.  To his credit, Richt has nonetheless kept the Dawgs in the winner’s column for the most part, and may well do so again this Saturday.

On the other side of the ball, SNL can’t help but feel that LSU’s undressing at The Swamp has disproportionately damaged its national reputation.  That LSU was able to win at South Carolina has apparently done little to change this, despite the fact that the Cocks have an excellent defense and were playing well coming into that game.  Though ot evident from an empirical standpoint, especially given LSU’s schedule to date, SNL has a feeling that the Tigers of the Louisiana genus are probably better than given credit for. 

For Gators, the result of the LSU-UGA game may not carry the impact originally foreseen.  For example, if LSU wins at home, Florida’s resouding victory over LSU is commensurately bolstered.  If UGA wins, the WLOCP takes on heightened importance nationally, which is also good for Florida (assuming, of course, that Florida can win). 

Teasing the fact pattern further out, however, illustrates that an UGA victory is the best result for Florida for 2 reasons:  1) As before, it heightens the importance of the WLOCP, which will likely strengthen Florida’s SOS and place more voting eyes on Jax next week; and 2) An UGA win places LSU 2-games back of ‘Bama, which means that ‘Bama’s rear-naked-choke on the West is strengthened.  This in turn means that Florida is unlikely to rematch an angry and much improved LSU team in Atlanta, which is a good thing (ask FSU how that went in the 1996 Sugar Bowl). 

So, hunker down you hairy ‘Dawgs!  See you next week.

-So Sayeth the Shepherd

 

 

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Tags: LSU, Saban, SEC, The Hat, UGA

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