SEC color analyst, Gary Danielson provided everyone, SNL included, with jolt when he reported that the Tebow Child played the last two games on a hyperextended knee (apparently suffered against Arkansas) but is feeling 100 percent going into the Cocktail Party:
“Tim Tebow was a little bit nicked early on and no one talked about it,’’ Danielson said in his weekly press release for CBS. “Urban Meyer didn’t even tell us (for previous CBS broadcasts). They kept it well-hidden that he had a little bit of a hyper-extended knee that he hurt early in the season. I wondered why he wasn’t running like last year. He didn’t seem the same. He was more of a finesse runner than a power runner. Urban Meyer had told us that he is finally 100 percent. We will see the real Tebow (Saturday).’’
This shocker will no likely further entrench Meyer’s reputation as a Belichick disciple, at least when it comes to divulging his players injuries.
Irrespective, the “fake” Tebow was sufficient to lead Florida to 50-plus-point blowouts against then 4th-ranked LSU and 5-2 Kentucky, which is a frightening thought until you consider the junior QB is largely considered to possess an impenetrable exoskeleton comprised of an alloy not from this earth, which allows him to win duels with SEC MLB’s and “feats of strength” during Festivus.
ERSTWHILE…..here’s some comments from the dark forces that would destroy our way of life if not repelled…
kevin said…
Carlo said… Scott said… Anonymous said… Hobnail_Boot said… Gonna be a blast.
Anonymous said… GO DAWGS!
Anonymous said… We have recruited strictly to beat the gaytors. And that is exactly what we are going to do.
Uga VII in ‘08 said… Anonymous said… Anonymous said… Anyway, man we got after Tebow that game, hope Willie dials up the same defense. Our speed matches theirs.
Anonymous said… AuditDawg said… 
Like the Gators themselves, SNL doesn’t want to play the game today, but hopes to peak as the week goes on, and crescendo on Saturday at or near 3:30 p.m. 